This is Alice — a person currently breathing in Denver, Colorado.

PS: Alice is also a multidisciplinary teaching artist and producer of Idiot Theatre, Denver’s indie clown show.

Alice Gillette’s comedy is described as “startling yet goofy” by Westword and “upsetting & embarrassing to the entire family” by her step-mom.

PPS: I, Alice Gillette, do NOT run this website!!! It is run by my step-parents and talent agents (who are also my step-parents).

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